Well, I saw Lon Chaney walkin’ with the queen
Doin’ the werewolves of London
I saw Lon Chaney Jr. walkin’ with the queen
Doin’ the werewolves of London
I saw a werewolf drinkin’ a pina colada at Trader Vic’s
And his hair was perfect
—Warren Zevon, ‘Werewolves of London’
I’m not sure how we managed to go two years without dedicating an episode to werewolves. Just remember to stick to the road…