You’re gonna love this one. It’s the Monster Men wine episode. We’ve selected a line of monster themed wines to taste. Ghostly White, Blood Red and Zombie Zin. Will these wines be divine or are they from the vineyards in hell? You are sure to enjoy our reactions to each of these fine selections.
Monster Men 
“Because we’re wicked sophisticated …”
I choked on a mouthful of sunflower seeds at that.
BTW, buttered saltines were a treat in my childhood too.